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Title: Laff
Post by: Lobster on July 26, 2017, 11:33:00 pm
Any jokes?  <3

One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided to come down to earth to satisfy his needs. He picked up a good looking woman with a great shape and they went to her apartment. She only had one small problem, a speech impediment, but this didn’t affect their sex. They went at it hot and heavy all night long. Then, in the morning, Thor had to leave, so he decided he should at least tell her his name,

He said to her, “I’m Mighty Thor and I have to leave now.”

She looked at him and said, “You’re thore? I’m tho thore I can hardly pith.”  :lmfao:  :teehee: :hug:
Title: Re: Laff
Post by: The Artis Magistra on July 27, 2017, 12:02:13 am
That really seems like the plot to the Marvel movie.
Title: Re: Laff
Post by: The Artis Magistra on July 27, 2017, 12:04:27 am
Ok here is one, about Thor too.

So one day Thor was thundering about in the sky and people got happy because they thought it meant rain would come for their basic crops.

Thor means Thunder. Anyway this kept going on but it never rained. Finally, a young person asked why there is no rain? Then an older person made up this very story.
Title: Re: Laff
Post by: The Artis Magistra on July 27, 2017, 12:11:00 am
One day Thor was fishing, and the way Thor fished was by electrocuting the fish in the water. This became very boring after a while, so Thor decided to do something else. When Thor returned after doing something wlse for a while, the fish in that particular pond had not yet reproduced but were still floating dead. It took along time before there were ever fish again, so Thor decided moderation may be best unless one is extraordinarily patient and masochistic.

The Moral of the story? Don't impede your own fun by excessive acts, unless you want to wait, possibly forever.

Now there was one fish who hapoened to leap out of the water before the killing strike, and it suffocated thinking it was the only fish that was dying or dead.

That fish was picked up by a dog with hands.
Title: Re: Laff
Post by: The Artis Magistra on July 27, 2017, 12:17:02 am
Once there was a phallus that was constantly reading books in Braille or whatever, the reading language of the blind people.

Once there was a callous that had read lots of Braille.

There are two ways to become hard. Stimulation and extensive Practice.

Once there was a Martial Artist named Fu Xuan Fong. They used to paint pictures of soldiers. Their village was attacked and Fu Xuan Fong was comissioned by the conquerors to paint the generals in awe inspiring portraits which he did, he was a very famous Martial Artist.
Title: Re: Laff
Post by: The Artis Magistra on July 27, 2017, 12:21:55 am
There was once a chauvinistic man who said women are nothing but a bunch of aggregates.

The Dharma Wheel was a massive Wheel created by the Arjunian Empire. When its massive form was completed, it started to roll and rolled over many villages and seemed unstoppable until finally it rolled towards a hill and losing its balance fell with a massive crash. Many people then screamed "My Foot!".

Title: Re: Laff
Post by: meez on July 27, 2017, 06:36:07 am
Thor sex jokes?  A phallus reading braille?

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