Hallebuddhaya! Or Thera-tiscally speaking..."The world is lost! The world is destroyed! "Let the Spiny One moderate! There are beings with little dust in their eyes who are falling away because they do not hear the Moderator. There will be those who will understand the Moderation."
I'm volunteering as a moderator!
QuoteI'm volunteering as a moderator! So, what have you got against those poor little neutrons?
The role of obsessive, sardonic, and impulsive Theravadan mod has already been taken. Are you willing to convert to being Zen?
Spiny for Moderator!! Yehh!! with Metta
Dear Spiny, We are pleased to accept your application for the position of Moderator at FreeSangha. Please contact Caz for the administration of the Moderator Vows. To wit:1. I will shave not less than twice a month.2. I will close the bathroom door while using the bathroom.3. I will not appear in public places in my underwear.4. I will not use beer as a breakfast beverage.5. I will regularly attend meetings of the Moderator Sangha.*6. I will take my medications regularly.7. I will seek gainful, legal employment. One day. Maybe.*You are responsible for providing your own lederhosen, kilt, apron and funny little hat.